How to write about Spanish people

How to write about Spanish people.

Always talk about their laziness and lack of professionalism. If possible include that they are always late at work, in the case that they get a job. Do not forget about the fact that all they eat is tortilla, paella, and jamon Serrano(Serrano ham), and about the fact that the only sport that they like is football. It is of vital importance, to mention that Spain is one of the countries that works less during the day, taking several rests during the workday, putting so much emphasis on the Spanish “siesta”, which is the rest taken in all the country between the 14:00 hours to the 17:00 hours to eat and take a nap. Besides of that, an important part to mention that could not be forgotten, is to include that three out of four words that they say are insults, being the language in which insults are used the most.  

In what concerns tradition, all the Spanish people are guilty of killing bulls without mercy, without exception, even if they have never been to a bullfight, you should include them as guilty individuals that are in favor of killing bulls, as a way of entertainment. Mentioning how corrupted the Spanish government is, is also a good point that might show an important characteristic of the country.

In the case that you want to write about the general attitude of the Spanish people, do not forget to include their passive interest towards culture, only caring about football, and relaxing, and do not forget about their lack of manners, that makes them easily recognizable when they travel to foreign countries.

Besides of that, when talking about how each Spanish person acts with another, always include that they have to know everything that happens in their lives, and in the case that something is going good in the life of one, the other will always be jealous, and undervalue his achievements, instead of being happy of the achievements of the other. Never forget to include how bad the Spanish people drive. Make sure that you include that every Spanish driver has obtained his driving license in a raffle.

Lastly, always include that there is no Spanish individual that is able to talk in a different language than Spanish properly, either because of poor pronunciation or lack of grammar that makes their skills to communicate in a different language pretty embarrassing.